This article is copied from cnn.com and can be found here.

Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff’s Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

A man breaks into a house and rubs spices on one man, and smacks another guy with a sausage.. Sounds like the guy likes to play with his food — especially his sausage. ‘nough said.

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Since starting the site, I’ve wanted to flood it with all sorts of faces. It is a very old habit of mine, and I’ve pissed more than one person off because I tend to type a line and follow up quickly with the face. I’ve finally found a good emoticon pack to load on the site, and can now bug people with my faces and they’ll look good while I do so.

The icon set being used is a compressed version of 2s-space Emotions v2 by kirozeng. I really like the icon pack, and the big selling point of it is the cloud style, which makes it seem more newsy.

That, and the emoticon was just awesome.

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American Airlines offers Wi-Fi Internet Access on its flights. Great news, right? It gets better. You’ll have porn access on your flight! American Airlines is now opening the doors to a whole new spin on the mile high club, providing internet access to people in mid-flight! I now officially want to use their services, and look forward to taking a flight with them! I can’t wait to join the Mile High Hand Job Club! Woohoo!

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After a post touching on one of the most touchy topics out there; racism.. We need some fun. I went and paid a visit to icanhascheezburger.com and saw an awesome, win pic’.

C’mon, you gotta admit that is damn cute!

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